Posted by Monkeys First | Posted in Random, Tech, Television | Posted on 07-10-2010
In a short sentence this contestant has won me over with his self awareness, sarcasm and subversiveness. I hope this guy has mad game and wins all the hotties.
Marlon: Geek contestant profile
Marlon, 24 “Why does any man want to live in a mansion surrounded by beautiful women with a shot at some prize money? Self-development, of course.”
So the other side of the man spectrum. Take that Man vs Wild fans.
Context: this is Mr Hong Kong 2010. An annual event where males compete in a forum to 1000 or so ladies live for their votes, in the hope of winning the ‘Mr Hong Kong’ title and the TV contracts that come with it.
It has challenged my concept of masculinity.
It’s all in fun, and goofy as. Can’t be all that bad I guess. I had a mad laugh, earnestly enjoyed it, then watched 2 hours straight of UFC as a counter-balance.
Just quietly: I could win it bro. “WOOO! SSSANNNKYOUUUU” (as seen at 9:10. Take note MonkeysFirst. This is how to woo da asian laaaadies!)
Fast forward to 7:30 for general opening shenanigans.
There’s elements of Asian posing ala what you expect in manga films and general chinese cinema. And a mortal kombat marking system as seen here:
Now you’re probably saying. “Yo. Yo! Bombastic! Uz be serz ghey for even bringing this up. Put yo ass in front of the tribunal yo for putting the blog in disrepute.”
Don’t fear NMC. As I’m watching hardc0re porn fast forwarding to cum shots so I can see fat d*ck spray on ladies faces. 100% focused on d*ck.
Australia needs people like John Safran, not too many of ‘em… He’s a loose cannon, he’s an unguided missile but when he hits the target he’s square on. He’s pitiless, he hates everything but the thing I like about him is he’s courage…
I’m not gonna start a fight here. I don’t know what the appeal is meant to be in a show like Man VS Wild. Whether its the tips he gives about surviving the wilderness or just watching him do crazy ish.
You watch an action movie to get entertained. Not because Tom Cruise says he does his own stunts or you believe he came up with all those witty lines (ummm dialogue) on the spot.
Placebo’s cover of one of the greatest songs of all time – Kate Bush’s ‘Running up that hill’ is featured in two of my favorite performers recent projects: Ethan Hawke and Shawn Michaels
Ethan Hawke in awesome aussie-helmed movie ‘Day Breakers ‘Daybreakers’ Movie Trailer
Shawn Michaels/Undertaker Wrestlemania 26 Promo
Watch the original Kate Bush music clip Kate Bush: Running up that hill